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Elvis Ghost Coming to Joliet?? He May be Here Already!! Let's first clear the air about something. There are people that think that Elvis is still alive and hiding somewhere. A series of sightings supposedly took place in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Numerous people claim that they have seen Elvis at the Legoland Amusement Park in California. He is also reported to have broken his leg in a motorcycle accident in Canada. Look, Elvis passed away in 1977. He did not go into hiding. He is not in an amusement park or riding motorcycles in Canada. He died. And, we have to say that people that think that he is holed up in a third floor apartment in Poughkeepsie, New York are a little wacko. No, not a little wacko, a lot wacko. Some people are a few French fries short of a happy meal. People that think that Elvis is alive are a whole order of fries short of whatever. They should be committed. Anyway, now that we are done with the screwballs, let's talk about Elvis' ghost that, of course, does exist. Many people have seen his ghost at Graceland, his home in Memphis. People have not only seen his ghost but feel his spirit. Priscella Presley says that, when she goes to Graceland, she sees him walking around. Elvis' spirit communicates with her, she says. But, his ghost also takes trips. He visits the former Los Angeles apartment that he "provided" for his girlfriend, Linda. He would stop by for a little while when he was in town and spent the night there occasionally. He also visits the Las Vegas Hilton, formerly known as the International. He performed there 837 times from July, 1969 to December 1977. He must have liked the place because his ghost visits occasionally. The balcony was sometimes closed when Wayne Newton performed in the same room that Elvis performed in. One night when Newton was performing, Wayne saw Elvis' ghost in the closed balcony taking in the show. Newton thought that Elvis looked happy so he must have appreciated the performance. So what does that have to do with Joliet. Plenty. Elvis loved gold. He displayed his many gold records. He had gold jewelry. Some of his outfits had gold woven into them. He even had a specially made solid gold lame' suit. He loved that suit. He loved gold. And that's why he may come to Joliet. First Secure Community Bank of Joliet is having it's annual April US gold coin sale. This is an opportunity for both customers and non-customers alike to purchase 1 ounce or %4 ounce uncirculated gold coins produced by the US Mint. The bank doesn't make any investment recommendations. We just sell the stuff. However, people have told us that they are buying gold as a hedge against inflation. Others have expressed concern about the future of the dollar. And some have said that they just wanted to buy gold coins to give their children or grandchildren. We will be selling uncirculated American Eagle 1 ounce and % ounce gold coins from 10 AM to Noon on the Saturdays in April only-4/6, 4/13, 4/20 and 4/27. It's our 3rd annual April gold coin sale. When you buy from us. you are buying directly from the bank. No middleman. You know it's the real thing and that it's from the US mint. You are also paying a fair price. So, if you have an interest in owning gold for whatever reason, come and see us. And bring your cell phone camera. Who knows? If Elvis' ghost shows up, maybe he'll pose with you for a selfie. 1 st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL LENDER UNITED STATES Produced by the United States Mint Annual April Sale of American Eagle Gold Coins You can buy 1 oz. and 1/4 oz. On Sale 10am-Noon! Saturdays: 4/6, 4/13, 4/20, 4/27 Call after 9:30 on date of sale for information - (815) 230-8000 Joliet Location Only! 5.00% Now and Later 7 Month Add On CD Now: Open with $1000 to $50,000 Later: Add a one time deposit at any time up to $50,000 during the term of the CD Offered through April 30th ONLY. Limit one CD per household. $1000 minimum to open "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 4/8/24. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $1000 and maximum deposit is $50,000. Customers may also make a one-time deposit of up to $50,000 during the term of the CD. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. One CD per household. CDs will rollover at maturity to the them current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD. Elvis Ghost Coming to Joliet ?? He May be Here Already !! Let's first clear the air about something . There are people that think that Elvis is still alive and hiding somewhere . A series of sightings supposedly took place in Kalamazoo , Michigan . Numerous people claim that they have seen Elvis at the Legoland Amusement Park in California . He is also reported to have broken his leg in a motorcycle accident in Canada . Look , Elvis passed away in 1977. He did not go into hiding . He is not in an amusement park or riding motorcycles in Canada . He died . And , we have to say that people that think that he is holed up in a third floor apartment in Poughkeepsie , New York are a little wacko . No , not a little wacko , a lot wacko . Some people are a few French fries short of a happy meal . People that think that Elvis is alive are a whole order of fries short of whatever . They should be committed . Anyway , now that we are done with the screwballs , let's talk about Elvis ' ghost that , of course , does exist . Many people have seen his ghost at Graceland , his home in Memphis . People have not only seen his ghost but feel his spirit . Priscella Presley says that , when she goes to Graceland , she sees him walking around . Elvis ' spirit communicates with her , she says . But , his ghost also takes trips . He visits the former Los Angeles apartment that he " provided " for his girlfriend , Linda . He would stop by for a little while when he was in town and spent the night there occasionally . He also visits the Las Vegas Hilton , formerly known as the International . He performed there 837 times from July , 1969 to December 1977. He must have liked the place because his ghost visits occasionally . The balcony was sometimes closed when Wayne Newton performed in the same room that Elvis performed in . One night when Newton was performing , Wayne saw Elvis ' ghost in the closed balcony taking in the show . Newton thought that Elvis looked happy so he must have appreciated the performance . So what does that have to do with Joliet . Plenty . Elvis loved gold . He displayed his many gold records . He had gold jewelry . Some of his outfits had gold woven into them . He even had a specially made solid gold lame ' suit . He loved that suit . He loved gold . And that's why he may come to Joliet . First Secure Community Bank of Joliet is having it's annual April US gold coin sale . This is an opportunity for both customers and non - customers alike to purchase 1 ounce or % 4 ounce uncirculated gold coins produced by the US Mint . The bank doesn't make any investment recommendations . We just sell the stuff . However , people have told us that they are buying gold as a hedge against inflation . Others have expressed concern about the future of the dollar . And some have said that they just wanted to buy gold coins to give their children or grandchildren . We will be selling uncirculated American Eagle 1 ounce and % ounce gold coins from 10 AM to Noon on the Saturdays in April only - 4 / 6 , 4/13 , 4/20 and 4/27 . It's our 3rd annual April gold coin sale . When you buy from us . you are buying directly from the bank . No middleman . You know it's the real thing and that it's from the US mint . You are also paying a fair price . So , if you have an interest in owning gold for whatever reason , come and see us . And bring your cell phone camera . Who knows ? If Elvis ' ghost shows up , maybe he'll pose with you for a selfie . 1 st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL LENDER UNITED STATES Produced by the United States Mint Annual April Sale of American Eagle Gold Coins You can buy 1 oz . and 1/4 oz . On Sale 10 am-Noon ! Saturdays : 4/6 , 4/13 , 4/20 , 4/27 Call after 9:30 on date of sale for information - ( 815 ) 230-8000 Joliet Location Only ! 5.00 % Now and Later 7 Month Add On CD Now : Open with $ 1000 to $ 50,000 Later : Add a one time deposit at any time up to $ 50,000 during the term of the CD Offered through April 30th ONLY . Limit one CD per household . $ 1000 minimum to open " Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 4/8/24 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $ 1000 and maximum deposit is $ 50,000 . Customers may also make a one - time deposit of up to $ 50,000 during the term of the CD . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . One CD per household . CDs will rollover at maturity to the them current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD .