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The Oracle of Delphi Predicted Success of First Secure Bank In 584 BC First Secure Bank Success Predicted 2500 years ago The Oracle of Delphi in Greece was a powerful priestess who obtained her powers from the god Apollo. The Oracle was initially a young maiden. As the years wore on, she became an older, chaste woman who left her family to serve as the earthly representative of Apollo. In spite of being a chaste maiden, she was very popular with men. Kings. Emperors. The Rich. The Powerful. All because she could make predictions. There were also male priests in the Temple of Delphi. There are rumors that some Oracles stopped being chaste after encounters with the temple priests but that is only rumor. So how did she make her predictions? Firstly, she charged a fee to anyone that wanted to consult with her. Sounds like the same thing that is advertised today by California Psychics. After collecting the fee, she would inhale vapors coming up from a chasm in the floor of the temple. Then she would utter strange sounds. Speaking. Singing. Yelling. Muttering. They were vague and, to the normal mortal, made no sense. So how did the rich and powerful interpret the strange sounds. They didn't. The temple priests did... after being paid another fee. She was consulted by politicians before making significant decisions. She was consulted by generals before going to war. And, like Nostradamus 2,000 years later, the Oracle uttered cryptic statements that would predict the future and would only be interpreted centuries later. So how did First Secure Bank decipher some cryptic statements? In 440 BC, the Oracle said: Sophocles is wise, Euripides is wiser, but of all men Socrates is wisest. We don't have a Socrates working at the bank but we have a Constantin and that is close enough. Constantine and some other bank employees recently spent some time consuming adult beverages and having a lively a discussion of the history of the ancient world from 400 BC to 600 BC. In 594 BC, the Oracle stated: Seat yourself now amidships, for you are the pilot of Athens. Grasp the helm fast in your hands; you have many allies in your city. That is so obvious. First Secure Bank is amidships as there are bank branches to the South on Essington and to the North in the mall. Athens is like Joliet, just a little older. First Secure Bank has grasped on to our clients through superior service and now have many customers in the city. First Secure is the only bank in Joliet that had its success assured by the god Apollo 2500 years ago. Why take a chance doing business with anyone else? We will treat you like a person, not a number. Come on in. We're waiting for you. So is Apollo. 4.00% 7 Month CD 3.50% 13 Month CD $2500 minimum to open. st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 1% 2.24 SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH DECEMBER 31, 2025. $100 minimum. No maximum. Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC 1- Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 6/16/25. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $2500. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD and the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD. 2 - Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/1/24. Minimum Balance to open is $100.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate will not decrease through 12/31/25. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. The Oracle of Delphi Predicted Success of First Secure Bank In 584 BC First Secure Bank Success Predicted 2500 years ago The Oracle of Delphi in Greece was a powerful priestess who obtained her powers from the god Apollo . The Oracle was initially a young maiden . As the years wore on , she became an older , chaste woman who left her family to serve as the earthly representative of Apollo . In spite of being a chaste maiden , she was very popular with men . Kings . Emperors . The Rich . The Powerful . All because she could make predictions . There were also male priests in the Temple of Delphi . There are rumors that some Oracles stopped being chaste after encounters with the temple priests but that is only rumor . So how did she make her predictions ? Firstly , she charged a fee to anyone that wanted to consult with her . Sounds like the same thing that is advertised today by California Psychics . After collecting the fee , she would inhale vapors coming up from a chasm in the floor of the temple . Then she would utter strange sounds . Speaking . Singing . Yelling . Muttering . They were vague and , to the normal mortal , made no sense . So how did the rich and powerful interpret the strange sounds . They didn't . The temple priests did ... after being paid another fee . She was consulted by politicians before making significant decisions . She was consulted by generals before going to war . And , like Nostradamus 2,000 years later , the Oracle uttered cryptic statements that would predict the future and would only be interpreted centuries later . So how did First Secure Bank decipher some cryptic statements ? In 440 BC , the Oracle said : Sophocles is wise , Euripides is wiser , but of all men Socrates is wisest . We don't have a Socrates working at the bank but we have a Constantin and that is close enough . Constantine and some other bank employees recently spent some time consuming adult beverages and having a lively a discussion of the history of the ancient world from 400 BC to 600 BC . In 594 BC , the Oracle stated : Seat yourself now amidships , for you are the pilot of Athens . Grasp the helm fast in your hands ; you have many allies in your city . That is so obvious . First Secure Bank is amidships as there are bank branches to the South on Essington and to the North in the mall . Athens is like Joliet , just a little older . First Secure Bank has grasped on to our clients through superior service and now have many customers in the city . First Secure is the only bank in Joliet that had its success assured by the god Apollo 2500 years ago . Why take a chance doing business with anyone else ? We will treat you like a person , not a number . Come on in . We're waiting for you . So is Apollo . 4.00 % 7 Month CD 3.50 % 13 Month CD $ 2500 minimum to open . st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 1 % 2.24 SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH DECEMBER 31 , 2025 . $ 100 minimum . No maximum . Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC 1- Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 6/16/25 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $ 2500 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD and the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD . 2 - Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/1/24 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 100.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate will not decrease through 12/31/25 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice .