The UnDead... Are Alive in Joliet!! And They are coming for You... NOW You've heard of the undead. You know that it could be a person that had died and then returns from the dead. You've also heard of zombies. Are they the same? No. We need to understand the difference so that a totally scientific analysis of this subject can be accomplished. I mean, this is real high level stuff. Now pay attention. Zombies are the living dead." They are dead bodies that are walking around. They are not undead. The "undead" includes vampires, ghosts, ghouls and mummies. The undead are living bodies that are walking around. They just look kinda weird. But, they are not dead people walking around. They are undead people walking around. Now that we understand the difference, let's talk about the undead. Well, they were alive to start out with. Then they died. Then, by some means, they came back to life. A ghost is a soul that has separated from the body after death and then came back to life. Also, ghouls and mummies are undead. However, most of the undead are vampires. A vampire rises from the grave. And its main purpose in returning is to drink the blood of its victims. But the undead don't need to be people. They can be other things. Like banks. Yeah, really. Just think about it. Let's say that there is a very alive local bank in the community. They are part of the community. The owners live in the community. And, all decisions are made locally. Then it is bought out by a big bank. And the community bank dies. Dead. Kaput. The big bank says that nothing will change. But since the community bank is no more, within 6 months, everything changes. Why did the big bank buy the community bank? Well, why did the vampire come back to life? Just think of a big bank as a vampire and think of money as blood. You get the picture. Luckily, there is still a good, very alive, community bank in the Joliet area. First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. Locally managed. Locally owned. Truly part of the community. And decisions are made right here. So, do you want to do business with an undead bank? Or do you want to do business with a bank that is alive and has no plans to be bought out. We're at the corner of Essington and Caton Farm Roads in Joliet. We're waiting for you. 1st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC COUNG LENDER Home of the Monster CD Rates Call for Rates (815) 230-8000 Open a 2.24% SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2024. $250 minimum. No maximum. "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/1/24. Minimum Balance to open is $250.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/24. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. The UnDead ... Are Alive in Joliet !! And They are coming for You ... NOW You've heard of the undead . You know that it could be a person that had died and then returns from the dead . You've also heard of zombies . Are they the same ? No. We need to understand the difference so that a totally scientific analysis of this subject can be accomplished . I mean , this is real high level stuff . Now pay attention . Zombies are the living dead . " They are dead bodies that are walking around . They are not undead . The " undead " includes vampires , ghosts , ghouls and mummies . The undead are living bodies that are walking around . They just look kinda weird . But , they are not dead people walking around . They are undead people walking around . Now that we understand the difference , let's talk about the undead . Well , they were alive to start out with . Then they died . Then , by some means , they came back to life . A ghost is a soul that has separated from the body after death and then came back to life . Also , ghouls and mummies are undead . However , most of the undead are vampires . A vampire rises from the grave . And its main purpose in returning is to drink the blood of its victims . But the undead don't need to be people . They can be other things . Like banks . Yeah , really . Just think about it . Let's say that there is a very alive local bank in the community . They are part of the community . The owners live in the community . And , all decisions are made locally . Then it is bought out by a big bank . And the community bank dies . Dead . Kaput . The big bank says that nothing will change . But since the community bank is no more , within 6 months , everything changes . Why did the big bank buy the community bank ? Well , why did the vampire come back to life ? Just think of a big bank as a vampire and think of money as blood . You get the picture . Luckily , there is still a good , very alive , community bank in the Joliet area . First Secure Community Bank of Joliet . Locally managed . Locally owned . Truly part of the community . And decisions are made right here . So , do you want to do business with an undead bank ? Or do you want to do business with a bank that is alive and has no plans to be bought out . We're at the corner of Essington and Caton Farm Roads in Joliet . We're waiting for you . 1st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC COUNG LENDER Home of the Monster CD Rates Call for Rates ( 815 ) 230-8000 Open a 2.24 % SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2024 . $ 250 minimum . No maximum . " Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/1/24 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 250.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/24 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice .