200 (43) Toxic Catepillars Take Over Britain!! 000 THE 11TH BIBLICAL PLAGUE IS COMING TO JOLIET. ARE YOU PREPARED?? The Old Testament of the Bible talks about the 10 plagues of Egypt. Moses told the Pharaoh to let his people leave Egypt. But, Pharaoh was kinda hard headed and wouldn't do so. So God, having no other choice, sent 10 different plagues to Egypt, one after the other. Water turning to blood. Frogs. Lice. Flies. Boils and Locusts, to name a few. It was horrible. Finally, after the 10th plague, Pharaoh let them leave. In the movie, Pharaoh's wife then nagged him into chasing Moses and his people. The Egyptian army gave chase and drowned in the sea. That was thousands of years ago. But, a plague of biblical proportions is happening right now. In Britain. You don't hear much about it because all the Brits are talking about is the coronation of King Charles. But, Southeast England has been conquered by the poisonous critters. I mean, these aren't normal caterpillars. The hairs, which cover the entire caterpillar, are toxic. There were hundreds of reported caterpillar attacks recently. Touching just 1 of the 60,000 hairs can cause big time health issues. Like vomiting, dizziness, asthma attacks, rashes, eye and throat problems. Some people even have allergic reactions or have trouble breathing. These critters are bad news. ON While they are conquering the rest of Britain, they are also beginning to colonize America. Why? Oak trees. They feed off of Oak trees. They live in the Oak trees. They love Oak trees. And we have a lot of Oak trees. There may be an Oak tree in your front or back yard that is turning into a forward base for the invasion. Maybe you should check it out. Their nests are white and round. Each nest has hundreds of toxic caterpillars ready to go forth and poison the neighborhood. And, if that happens, you definitely won't get invited to the next property owner's association picnic. So how can you protect yourself and your family from the coming plague? Beats us. We don't know. We work in a bank, not an entomology lab. But we do know that you may have some serious medical bills if you tangle with one of the little creepy crawlies. So, be aware that we pay some of the highest CD rates in the area. A 9 month CD pays 4.35% APY and a 13 month pays 4.25% APY. Don't want to tie your money up? Open a savings account that pays 2.23%. And that rate is guaranteed not to go down during 2023. You can take your money in and out whenever you want. So come and see us. We're on the corner of Essington and Caton Farm Roads in Joliet. We're waiting for you. But don't bring any caterpillars. | 1st| FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBEA FDIC LENDER 00000 MONSTER CD RATES 4.80 YOUR CHOICE: 9 MONTH CD 13 MONTH CD $1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only. py" 2.23% SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2023. $250 minimum, No maximum. *Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/11/23. Minimum Balance to open is $250.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 5/13/23, APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $100,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD and the 9 month CD will roll over to a 6 month CD. 200 ( 43 ) Toxic Catepillars Take Over Britain !! 000 THE 11TH BIBLICAL PLAGUE IS COMING TO JOLIET . ARE YOU PREPARED ?? The Old Testament of the Bible talks about the 10 plagues of Egypt . Moses told the Pharaoh to let his people leave Egypt . But , Pharaoh was kinda hard headed and wouldn't do so . So God , having no other choice , sent 10 different plagues to Egypt , one after the other . Water turning to blood . Frogs . Lice . Flies . Boils and Locusts , to name a few . It was horrible . Finally , after the 10th plague , Pharaoh let them leave . In the movie , Pharaoh's wife then nagged him into chasing Moses and his people . The Egyptian army gave chase and drowned in the sea . That was thousands of years ago . But , a plague of biblical proportions is happening right now . In Britain . You don't hear much about it because all the Brits are talking about is the coronation of King Charles . But , Southeast England has been conquered by the poisonous critters . I mean , these aren't normal caterpillars . The hairs , which cover the entire caterpillar , are toxic . There were hundreds of reported caterpillar attacks recently . Touching just 1 of the 60,000 hairs can cause big time health issues . Like vomiting , dizziness , asthma attacks , rashes , eye and throat problems . Some people even have allergic reactions or have trouble breathing . These critters are bad news . ON While they are conquering the rest of Britain , they are also beginning to colonize America . Why ? Oak trees . They feed off of Oak trees . They live in the Oak trees . They love Oak trees . And we have a lot of Oak trees . There may be an Oak tree in your front or back yard that is turning into a forward base for the invasion . Maybe you should check it out . Their nests are white and round . Each nest has hundreds of toxic caterpillars ready to go forth and poison the neighborhood . And , if that happens , you definitely won't get invited to the next property owner's association picnic . So how can you protect yourself and your family from the coming plague ? Beats us . We don't know . We work in a bank , not an entomology lab . But we do know that you may have some serious medical bills if you tangle with one of the little creepy crawlies . So , be aware that we pay some of the highest CD rates in the area . A 9 month CD pays 4.35 % APY and a 13 month pays 4.25 % APY . Don't want to tie your money up ? Open a savings account that pays 2.23 % . And that rate is guaranteed not to go down during 2023. You can take your money in and out whenever you want . So come and see us . We're on the corner of Essington and Caton Farm Roads in Joliet . We're waiting for you . But don't bring any caterpillars . | 1st | FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBEA FDIC LENDER 00000 MONSTER CD RATES 4.80 YOUR CHOICE : 9 MONTH CD 13 MONTH CD $ 1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only . py " 2.23 % SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2023 . $ 250 minimum , No maximum . * Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/11/23 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 250.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice . " Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 5/13/23 , APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $ 1,000 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 100,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD and the 9 month CD will roll over to a 6 month CD .