ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!! In Joliet . . . . Here . . . . Now Watch Out . Or they II get ya You know what Zombies are. You can see them on several cable channels. There is probably one zombie movie or weekly episode on every night. Zombies are . the undead. They walk around in a haze looking for people to do bad things to. Well, its not just on television. Zombies are really here!! Hey, this is serious. So serious, in fact, that the CDC has issued Zombie Preparedness guidelines. Yes, the CDC, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The same federal government entity that saved us from the Covid virus is spending our tax dollars producing information about preparing for zombies. I tried to find out if there was any record of Dr. Fauci talking about Zombies but he apparently had his hands full with the Covid. The Cambridge Dictionary describes a zombie as someone who moves around as if unconscious and being controlled by someone else." And that definition is from Cambridge, the university in England that has been around since 1209. So it has to be true. They ve had 800 years to study it. And when you think if it, it is true. Consider some of the bank branches in the Joliet area. They act like they are unconscious. They take your money and cash your checks as long as you have your number. Yes, your account number. Because that is all you are to them. An account number. And, they are controlled by someone else. Usually someone far away from Joliet at headquarters. I wonder if the people at headquarters even know where Joliet is at? And, if you need anything from the local branch, they might as well be unconscious because they need to contact whom- ever is controlling them for permission for most anything. Yep, the Joliet area is overrun by the zombie banks. So what do you want to do? Do you want to do business with a zombie bank branch that is unconscious to anything but your account number and is controlled by someone else that is who knows where? Or would you rather do business with Joliets locally owned, locally managed, community bank. You re not an account number to us, you are a real person. And we arent controlled by someone else, somewhere else. We are controlled by us, right here in Joliet. Decisions are made here. So come on in and see us. We re waiting for you. And we promise, we aren t the undead. st |1s|| FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet s Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 2.24% SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH SEPTEMBER 30, 2025. $100 minimum. No maximum. DON'T REFINANCE, TAP INTO YOUR HOUSEPOWER! Unlock the value in your home with a home equity installment loan. Use your equity to receive a lump sum loan at a fixed rate, term, and monthly payment.2 Features Borrow up to 80% of the value of your home Terms up to 10 years, amortizations up to 20 years Fixed, affordable interest rate Ask about available discount Interest may be tax deductible² Call Cheryl Bechard at 815.230.8009 NMLS# 412709 1 - Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/1/24. Minimum Balance to open is $100.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate will not decrease through 9/30/25. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. 2 - Subject to credit approval. Property insurance required on properties secured by this plan. 2 - Consult your tax advisor. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE !! In Joliet . . . . Here . . . . Now Watch Out . Or they II get ya You know what Zombies are . You can see them on several cable channels . There is probably one zombie movie or weekly episode on every night . Zombies are . the undead . They walk around in a haze looking for people to do bad things to . Well , its not just on television . Zombies are really here !! Hey , this is serious . So serious , in fact , that the CDC has issued Zombie Preparedness guidelines . Yes , the CDC , the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention . The same federal government entity that saved us from the Covid virus is spending our tax dollars producing information about preparing for zombies . I tried to find out if there was any record of Dr. Fauci talking about Zombies but he apparently had his hands full with the Covid . The Cambridge Dictionary describes a zombie as someone who moves around as if unconscious and being controlled by someone else . " And that definition is from Cambridge , the university in England that has been around since 1209. So it has to be true . They ve had 800 years to study it . And when you think if it , it is true . Consider some of the bank branches in the Joliet area . They act like they are unconscious . They take your money and cash your checks as long as you have your number . Yes , your account number . Because that is all you are to them . An account number . And , they are controlled by someone else . Usually someone far away from Joliet at headquarters . I wonder if the people at headquarters even know where Joliet is at ? And , if you need anything from the local branch , they might as well be unconscious because they need to contact whom- ever is controlling them for permission for most anything . Yep , the Joliet area is overrun by the zombie banks . So what do you want to do ? Do you want to do business with a zombie bank branch that is unconscious to anything but your account number and is controlled by someone else that is who knows where ? Or would you rather do business with Joliets locally owned , locally managed , community bank . You re not an account number to us , you are a real person . And we arent controlled by someone else , somewhere else . We are controlled by us , right here in Joliet . Decisions are made here . So come on in and see us . We re waiting for you . And we promise , we aren t the undead . st | 1s || FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet s Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 2.24 % SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH SEPTEMBER 30 , 2025 . $ 100 minimum . No maximum . DON'T REFINANCE , TAP INTO YOUR HOUSEPOWER ! Unlock the value in your home with a home equity installment loan . Use your equity to receive a lump sum loan at a fixed rate , term , and monthly payment.2 Features Borrow up to 80 % of the value of your home Terms up to 10 years , amortizations up to 20 years Fixed , affordable interest rate Ask about available discount Interest may be tax deductible² Call Cheryl Bechard at 815.230.8009 NMLS # 412709 1 - Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/1/24 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 100.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate will not decrease through 9/30/25 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice . 2 - Subject to credit approval . Property insurance required on properties secured by this plan . 2 - Consult your tax advisor .