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No maximum. *Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/11/23. Minimum Balance to open is $250.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 12/8/22. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD. Time Traveler Came from the Year 2858 to Warn Us !! FIRST WAR TO BEGIN IN 2024 ... WORLD TO END IN 2038 According to a traveler that came back in time to warn us , the First War will begin in early 2024. No , this war will not be with the Russians or Chinese or any earthly beings . It will be with the Za'ouls . They are an alien species from another planet . The time traveler did not say which planet . But , does it really matter ? A space alien soldier is a space alien solder . An advance contingent of Za'ouls landed on earth this month . We don't know where because the news media hasn't reported on it . Typical . They report all kinds of Fake News like flying saucers and aliens taking humans on their space ships . That's totally unbelievable but the media reports it anyway . But they don't report the important factual stuff like next year's alien invasion . Anyway , the Za'ouls are landing this month to check things out prior to Z Day , the date of the invasion . Z Day is March 2 , 2024 . The time traveler refers to the First War so , apparently , there will be more than one . Regardless of the number , the planet Earth will be destroyed in 2038. Gone . Kaput . Finished . But humanity will continue . According to the time traveler , another species will come to earth before its destruction and take 400 million Earthlings to another planet . So we've got about 15 years before the big ka - boom ... the end of the earth . So what do you want to do for those 15 years ? Well , you might want to enjoy life for the time that Earth has left . There are a lot of things that people do for enjoyment and many of them cost money . So where are you going to get the money ? From a bank , of course . And , to maximize your funds , you need to maximize the interest that you earn on your money . Check out our 4.25 % monster CD rate for 13 months . Ok , if the first war starts in less than 13 months , how about our 2.23 % savings account . That rate is guaranteed not to go down for all of 2023. You can add to or take out money whenever you want . But how about if you are one of the lucky 400 million that is taken to another planet . You're in luck if you have a First Secure Bank Debit Card . They are free when you open a checking account . On whatever planet you are taken to , you can charge goods up to the amount in your account . And , if the opportunity arises , we will be opening a bank branch there . No other bank can say that . So , what are you waiting for ? Come and see us . We're waiting for you . st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL LENDER MONSTER CD RATES 4.25 % 13 MONTH CD $ 1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only CO 2.23 % SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2023 . $ 250 minimum . No maximum . * Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/11/23 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 250.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice . " Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 12/8/22 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $ 1,000 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD .