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And, It May Be Coming for You! You've heard of Bigfoot. He, or she, is also referred to as a Sasquatch. It's said to be an ape-like creature that inhabits the woods and forests of North America. They are also on other continents but have different names. It's called a Yeti in Asia and a Yowie in Australia. There have been many sightings throughout the country, but most of them have been in the southern states where they brew moonshine. BIGFOOT!! Spotted ..... on Jefferson Street A very few of you may think that there is no such thing as Bigfoot. Shame on you. Hundreds and hundreds of people have seen Bigfoot. There are numerous photos of it on the internet. People have made casts of its giant footprints. Maybe that's why they call it Bigfoot. It kills livestock. It screams loudly. And, when you get close to one of them, it smell's bad. I mean, really bad. Theodore Roosevelt wrote about Bigfoot. TR didn't see Bigfoot but an acquaintance of his named Bauman did and TR wrote about it. If Teddy Roosevelt wrote about Bigfoot, how can anyone not believe that it exists? You'd better be prepared. Bigfoot has been seen in Joliet. Not the creature but the beer. Yep, Sierra Nevada Brewing Company brews and sells a barleywine style of beer called Bigfoot. And, a bottle of it was recently seen on Jefferson Street. Some wino, err, I mean, underprivileged individual, was walking down Jefferson Street drinking a bottle of Bigfoot beer. That was unusual in that they brew it in North Carolina and only sell it in two states or by mail. The Cambridge (that's in England) Dictionary definition of Bigfoot is "to get much more attention than something or someone, ... because of being very strong or important." When you read that description, doesn't that remind you of something else? Right. Banks. Especially, big banks. They get much more attention than little banks because they are big banks. And because they are big and think that they themselves are important, they pay puny interest rates on their deposits. So, do you want to do business with a bank that thinks that they are important, or a bank that thinks that you, the customer, is important? If the answer is you, then we're your bank. First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. We treat customers like people, not numbers. Any we don't pay the puny interest rates that most big banks pay. Check out our savings and CD rates. They are some of the highest in the area. So if you want to be treated like a real person, and get some of the highest deposit rates in town, come and see us. We're waiting for you. st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MENSA EQUAL FDICING LENDER 2.23% SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2023. $250 minimum. No maximum. MONSTER CD RATES 4.25% 13 MONTH CD $1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only. *Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/11/23. Minimum Balance to open is $250.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 12/8/22. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD. And , It May Be Coming for You ! You've heard of Bigfoot . He , or she , is also referred to as a Sasquatch . It's said to be an ape - like creature that inhabits the woods and forests of North America . They are also on other continents but have different names . It's called a Yeti in Asia and a Yowie in Australia . There have been many sightings throughout the country , but most of them have been in the southern states where they brew moonshine . BIGFOOT !! Spotted ..... on Jefferson Street A very few of you may think that there is no such thing as Bigfoot . Shame on you . Hundreds and hundreds of people have seen Bigfoot . There are numerous photos of it on the internet . People have made casts of its giant footprints . Maybe that's why they call it Bigfoot . It kills livestock . It screams loudly . And , when you get close to one of them , it smell's bad . I mean , really bad . Theodore Roosevelt wrote about Bigfoot . TR didn't see Bigfoot but an acquaintance of his named Bauman did and TR wrote about it . If Teddy Roosevelt wrote about Bigfoot , how can anyone not believe that it exists ? You'd better be prepared . Bigfoot has been seen in Joliet . Not the creature but the beer . Yep , Sierra Nevada Brewing Company brews and sells a barleywine style of beer called Bigfoot . And , a bottle of it was recently seen on Jefferson Street . Some wino , err , I mean , underprivileged individual , was walking down Jefferson Street drinking a bottle of Bigfoot beer . That was unusual in that they brew it in North Carolina and only sell it in two states or by mail . The Cambridge ( that's in England ) Dictionary definition of Bigfoot is " to get much more attention than something or someone , ... because of being very strong or important . " When you read that description , doesn't that remind you of something else ? Right . Banks . Especially , big banks . They get much more attention than little banks because they are big banks . And because they are big and think that they themselves are important , they pay puny interest rates on their deposits . So , do you want to do business with a bank that thinks that they are important , or a bank that thinks that you , the customer , is important ? If the answer is you , then we're your bank . First Secure Community Bank of Joliet . We treat customers like people , not numbers . Any we don't pay the puny interest rates that most big banks pay . Check out our savings and CD rates . They are some of the highest in the area . So if you want to be treated like a real person , and get some of the highest deposit rates in town , come and see us . We're waiting for you . st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MENSA EQUAL FDICING LENDER 2.23 % SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2023 . $ 250 minimum . No maximum . MONSTER CD RATES 4.25 % 13 MONTH CD $ 1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only . * Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/11/23 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 250.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice . " Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 12/8/22 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $ 1,000 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD .