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I wonder if that means that Prince Harry, who is currently on the outs with the royal family, will be the next king after they run his father off? Cannibalism - "Honey will cost more than candle wax, the price of wheat will be high. Man will be agitated and eat his friend in despair." The price of wheat, and most other food, is pretty high these days. I'm not sure if people are going to eat people but did you ever think about banks being cannibals? 11 Well, banks may not actually eat people, but they do eat people's savings. How do they do that? By paying you a miniscule interest rate on your savings account. The big banks are the worst cannibals. Take a look at your statement. You're probably getting squat. First Secure Bank is here to right this wrong. And, to prevent bank cannibalism, you can open a 2023 savings account that will pay you at least 2.23% apy interest for all of 2023. Not just for a few months but for the whole year of 2023. And, you don't need thousands of dollars but just 250 bucks to open a 2023 savings account. So, do you want to continue with your cannibal bank or do you want to earn 2.23% on your money? Easy answer. We're at the corner of Essington & Caton Farm Roads in Joliet. We're waiting for you. st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com EQUAL MEMBER HOUSING 2.23 SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2023. $250 minimum. No maximum. Monster CD Rates APY* 4.25% 13 Month CD" 4.50% 25 Month CD Limited Time Only, % APY *Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/11/23. Minimum Balance to open is $250.00, Fees may reduce earnings Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 12/8/22, APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD, the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD. Dars will Explode Nostradamus 2023 Predictions King Charles Overthrown THE INFORMATION THAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR For the uninitiated , Nostradamus was a sixteenth century French astrologer . It is said that he predicted everything from the plague killing millions to 9/11 to Covid . As a service to humanity , First Secure Bank is going to give you a heads up as to what Nostradamus says to expect this year . By the way , most of this information came from a recent story in Popular Mechanics magazine . Mars to Explode - " Heavenly fire when the lights of Mars go out . " I guess that Elon Musk will need to find a different planet to colonize . How about Venus ? They don't have snow there . Wide - Spread Cannibalism English King Charles Overthrown - " Because they disapproved of his divorce , a man who , later , they considered unworthy , the people will force out the king of the islands , a man will replace him that never expected to be king . " I wonder if that means that Prince Harry , who is currently on the outs with the royal family , will be the next king after they run his father off ? Cannibalism - " Honey will cost more than candle wax , the price of wheat will be high . Man will be agitated and eat his friend in despair . " The price of wheat , and most other food , is pretty high these days . I'm not sure if people are going to eat people but did you ever think about banks being cannibals ? 11 Well , banks may not actually eat people , but they do eat people's savings . How do they do that ? By paying you a miniscule interest rate on your savings account . The big banks are the worst cannibals . Take a look at your statement . You're probably getting squat . First Secure Bank is here to right this wrong . And , to prevent bank cannibalism , you can open a 2023 savings account that will pay you at least 2.23 % apy interest for all of 2023. Not just for a few months but for the whole year of 2023. And , you don't need thousands of dollars but just 250 bucks to open a 2023 savings account . So , do you want to continue with your cannibal bank or do you want to earn 2.23 % on your money ? Easy answer . We're at the corner of Essington & Caton Farm Roads in Joliet . We're waiting for you . st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com EQUAL MEMBER HOUSING 2.23 SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED NOT TO GO DOWN FOR ALL OF 2023 . $ 250 minimum . No maximum . Monster CD Rates APY * 4.25 % 13 Month CD " 4.50 % 25 Month CD Limited Time Only , % APY * Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/11/23 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 250.00 , Fees may reduce earnings Rate is guaranteed until 12/31/23 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice . " Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 12/8/22 , APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $ 1,000 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD , the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD .