Man Bites Dog!! Now, this is a Story Maybe you have heard an old expression used by people in the media. Dog bites man-not a story. Man bites dog - that's a story. Well, we have seen a few stories in the media over the past several months where, unfortunately, someone was bitten by a dog. Apparently, those reporters had not heard the old expression. However, we have not seen any stories about a man biting a dog recently. So we, at the First Secure Community Bank of Joliet, are going to right that transgression and write about Man Bites Dog. We have a man that works at the bank that bites a dog 2 or 3 times per week. We have a lady banker that bites a dog even more frequently. In fact, nearly everyone at the bank bites a dog on a regular basis. Why, because we have some really good hot dogs available in the area. And, you can get your choice of fixin's on them. One thing though -nobody, but nobody, should ever eat a hot dog with ketchup on it. If you see someone eating a dog with ketchup, stay away from them. They may be dangerous. Speaking of dogs, we again are having FREE Pet Pictures with Santa Claus. It's at the bank from 10AM to 1PM on Saturday, December 10th. Just bring your dog, cat, or any pet that doesn't eat people. In a few minutes, you'll walk out with a photo of your pet with Santa Claus. And, you don't need to be a customer. Everyone is welcome.....except the guy that brought 2 pythons the last time that we had the free pet pix. Even though they were probably just trying to be friendly, Santa didn't appreciate it when the pythons tried to hug him. But everyone else is welcome. 11scH st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER EQUAL HOUSING FDICT LENDER FREE Pet Pictures with Santa Claus Saturday, December 10 10am -1pm Bring your pet to our Joliet Bank for pictures with Santa Claus! Customers and Non-Customers Welcome! Call for Monster CD Rates Man Bites Dog !! Now , this is a Story Maybe you have heard an old expression used by people in the media . Dog bites man - not a story . Man bites dog - that's a story . Well , we have seen a few stories in the media over the past several months where , unfortunately , someone was bitten by a dog . Apparently , those reporters had not heard the old expression . However , we have not seen any stories about a man biting a dog recently . So we , at the First Secure Community Bank of Joliet , are going to right that transgression and write about Man Bites Dog . We have a man that works at the bank that bites a dog 2 or 3 times per week . We have a lady banker that bites a dog even more frequently . In fact , nearly everyone at the bank bites a dog on a regular basis . Why , because we have some really good hot dogs available in the area . And , you can get your choice of fixin's on them . One thing though -nobody , but nobody , should ever eat a hot dog with ketchup on it . If you see someone eating a dog with ketchup , stay away from them . They may be dangerous . Speaking of dogs , we again are having FREE Pet Pictures with Santa Claus . It's at the bank from 10AM to 1PM on Saturday , December 10th . Just bring your dog , cat , or any pet that doesn't eat people . In a few minutes , you'll walk out with a photo of your pet with Santa Claus . And , you don't need to be a customer . Everyone is welcome ..... except the guy that brought 2 pythons the last time that we had the free pet pix . Even though they were probably just trying to be friendly , Santa didn't appreciate it when the pythons tried to hug him . But everyone else is welcome . 11scH st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER EQUAL HOUSING FDICT LENDER FREE Pet Pictures with Santa Claus Saturday , December 10 10am -1pm Bring your pet to our Joliet Bank for pictures with Santa Claus ! Customers and Non - Customers Welcome ! Call for Monster CD Rates