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UFO's UFO's Spotted in Joliet!!! AND THEY'RE COMING AFTER YO! You've heard about UFO's. They can be baaad! You may not even know that they are here. They just mix in. Then, when you are not looking, they grab you. They don't give you a warning. They don't say anything. You don't realize it until you are in their clutches. Then, they take you for a ride. It could be a long ride. What can you do to protect yourself against UFO's? Firstly, you need to be able to recognize them. How do you do that? By looking at your checking account statement. You can see the checks that you wrote and the deposits that you made. You may also see something that they call fees or another equally sinister word. That's them. Unidentified Financial Overcharges, or UFO's. You may be charged for different items. So much per check. So much per deposit. And, don't forget the monthly service charge that they hose you for if you keep less than a gizilian dollars in your account. Chances are that you don't see a breakdown of the fee. You'll only see one number. That's the Unidentified Financial Overcharge. They don't break it down because they don't want you to know what they are charging you for. why? Because they are afraid that you won't like it. Worse yet, that you will move your banking business to another bank. That would be bad .. for them. (But good for you,) Von Stop in and The First Secure Community Bank of Joliet doesn't have any UFO's. That's because we have free checking accounts for individuals and small businesses. Note that word "Free." Other banks like the word "free" too. But they use the word as in that they are free to charge you anything that they want and you won't notice it. You know, UFO's. Well, you can avoid the UFO's by doing business at First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. We're on the corner of Essington and Caton Farm Roads. Come on in, see Von to open your Free Checking Account. Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank FREE Personal Checking Lobby Open! During normal business hours. st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd No minimum balance required No monthly service fee $100 minimum opening deposit Unlimited transactions - Monthly statements (Choose paper or electronic) FIRST SECURE (815) 230-8000 COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET Visit 1stsecurebank.com FREE: Debit Card Online and Mobile Banking Bi Pay MEMRER EQUAL We 're not just your bank, we 're your neighbor! FDIC LENDER UFO's UFO's Spotted in Joliet!!! AND THEY'RE COMING AFTER YO! You've heard about UFO's. They can be baaad! You may not even know that they are here. They just mix in. Then, when you are not looking, they grab you. They don't give you a warning. They don't say anything. You don't realize it until you are in their clutches. Then, they take you for a ride. It could be a long ride. What can you do to protect yourself against UFO's? Firstly, you need to be able to recognize them. How do you do that? By looking at your checking account statement. You can see the checks that you wrote and the deposits that you made. You may also see something that they call fees or another equally sinister word. That's them. Unidentified Financial Overcharges, or UFO's. You may be charged for different items. So much per check. So much per deposit. And, don't forget the monthly service charge that they hose you for if you keep less than a gizilian dollars in your account. Chances are that you don't see a breakdown of the fee. You'll only see one number. That's the Unidentified Financial Overcharge. They don't break it down because they don't want you to know what they are charging you for. why? Because they are afraid that you won't like it. Worse yet, that you will move your banking business to another bank. That would be bad .. for them. (But good for you,) Von Stop in and The First Secure Community Bank of Joliet doesn't have any UFO's. That's because we have free checking accounts for individuals and small businesses. Note that word "Free." Other banks like the word "free" too. But they use the word as in that they are free to charge you anything that they want and you won't notice it. You know, UFO's. Well, you can avoid the UFO's by doing business at First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. We're on the corner of Essington and Caton Farm Roads. Come on in, see Von to open your Free Checking Account. Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank FREE Personal Checking Lobby Open! During normal business hours. st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd No minimum balance required No monthly service fee $100 minimum opening deposit Unlimited transactions - Monthly statements (Choose paper or electronic) FIRST SECURE (815) 230-8000 COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET Visit 1stsecurebank.com FREE: Debit Card Online and Mobile Banking Bi Pay MEMRER EQUAL We 're not just your bank, we 're your neighbor! FDIC LENDER