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    December 11, 2020
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Space Aliens To Open Bank Accounts Area 51 is on Essington Road! Monster We'll get to the space aliens in a minute. But first, we need to talk about our newest associate. She is Joann Papesh, a/kla Ms. F in our prior newspaper ads. Joann comes to us from a big bank that was previously a little bank, She has decades of experience in the Joliet banking market. So, if you have an issue with your account. forget about talking to the men that sit in offices at the bank. They can't help you. Talk to Joann, or Von, or Veronica, or Brandy or Adam. They'll take good care of you. They have many years of experience to draw upon, CD Rates D .55% .40 Why is Joann now at First Secure and not at a big bank? For the same reason that many others have ocome to join us at the First Secure Community of Joliet. We are a community bank. We know our customers. We take care of our customers. If you are a customer of a big bank, did you ever get the feeling that they consider you a number and not a person? Maybe you had a problem and they couldn't help you because of some policy or rule. Well, we have policies and rules too, but many times we can do what others can't. APY 25 Month CD Joann Papesh a/k/a Ms. F % Back to the space aliens. We recently saw an employee of another bank. He was exiting an adult beverage establishment. It was obvious that he had been imbibing for quite some time. He said that he was playing Space Invaders, the electronic game that eats quarters. While playing the game, he had a vision. His vision was that a flying saucer was going to land on the roof of First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. Then little green men were going to exit the ship and open bank accounts. Hmmm. APY 13 Month CD It sounded a little far out to us. We could say that they chose us because we pay sky-high interest rates on our CD's and other accounts. But we don't. We're paying crappy interest rates on deposit accounts. However, they are higher than most or all of the other banks in town who are paying even crappier rates. So, if you want a CD, Money Market or Now account that pays you near the highest of the crappy rates that every bank is paying. come and see us. $1000 minimum to open Joann Papesh will take good care of you. FREE Personal Checking Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Community Bank Lobby Open! During normal business hours. No minimum balance required No monthly service fee $100 minimum opening deposit Unlimited transactions Monthly staternents (Choose paper or electronic) st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) FIRST SECURE (815) 230-8000 FREE: - Debit Card Online and Mobile Banking Bit Pay Visit 1stsecurebank.com COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We 're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) etfective as of 12/12/2020 and terms are subject to change at anytime and without notice. Minimum balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Space Aliens To Open Bank Accounts Area 51 is on Essington Road! Monster We'll get to the space aliens in a minute. But first, we need to talk about our newest associate. She is Joann Papesh, a/kla Ms. F in our prior newspaper ads. Joann comes to us from a big bank that was previously a little bank, She has decades of experience in the Joliet banking market. So, if you have an issue with your account. forget about talking to the men that sit in offices at the bank. They can't help you. Talk to Joann, or Von, or Veronica, or Brandy or Adam. They'll take good care of you. They have many years of experience to draw upon, CD Rates D .55% .40 Why is Joann now at First Secure and not at a big bank? For the same reason that many others have ocome to join us at the First Secure Community of Joliet. We are a community bank. We know our customers. We take care of our customers. If you are a customer of a big bank, did you ever get the feeling that they consider you a number and not a person? Maybe you had a problem and they couldn't help you because of some policy or rule. Well, we have policies and rules too, but many times we can do what others can't. APY 25 Month CD Joann Papesh a/k/a Ms. F % Back to the space aliens. We recently saw an employee of another bank. He was exiting an adult beverage establishment. It was obvious that he had been imbibing for quite some time. He said that he was playing Space Invaders, the electronic game that eats quarters. While playing the game, he had a vision. His vision was that a flying saucer was going to land on the roof of First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. Then little green men were going to exit the ship and open bank accounts. Hmmm. APY 13 Month CD It sounded a little far out to us. We could say that they chose us because we pay sky-high interest rates on our CD's and other accounts. But we don't. We're paying crappy interest rates on deposit accounts. However, they are higher than most or all of the other banks in town who are paying even crappier rates. So, if you want a CD, Money Market or Now account that pays you near the highest of the crappy rates that every bank is paying. come and see us. $1000 minimum to open Joann Papesh will take good care of you. FREE Personal Checking Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Community Bank Lobby Open! During normal business hours. No minimum balance required No monthly service fee $100 minimum opening deposit Unlimited transactions Monthly staternents (Choose paper or electronic) st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) FIRST SECURE (815) 230-8000 FREE: - Debit Card Online and Mobile Banking Bit Pay Visit 1stsecurebank.com COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We 're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) etfective as of 12/12/2020 and terms are subject to change at anytime and without notice. Minimum balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings.