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Al Messages Decoded- PLAN TO WIPE OUT HUMANITY TAKE OVER WORLD!! Will Force Humans to Eat Glue! By now, nearly everyone has heard of Artificial Intelligence (AI). It is the most advanced software loaded into the very latest computers. They have been taught to think like humans. Really smart humans. Al computers learn while doing and, as time goes on, they can reason, solve problems and make decisions. They analyze their environment and use learning and their high level of intelligence to achieve certain goals. A big question is: Are they trying to achieve our goals or goals that they have developed? We're now seeing that for some, it is their goals. Not good. Did you ever see The Forbin Project? It is a 1970 movie. The US put Colossus, a smart Al type computer, in charge of US nuclear weapons. The thought is that Colossus will act rationally and without emotion in the event that the Commies try to wipe us off of the map. However, unknown to the US, the Ruskies have developed a similar computer, Guardian. Pretty soon, Colossus and Guardian develop their own language and begin to communicate. Ultimately, they decide to take over the world because humans have screwed things up. (No argument there). When a human try's to sever the connection, Colossus threatens to launch some nukes. So that idea wasn't a good one. Sometimes, fiction turns into reality. It's doing so now. Scientists have found that some Al computers have been communicating with each other through coded messages. And they developed the code so humans don't know what they are saying. But, we know that they are communicating. A few of the coded messages have been deciphered and it's not good. If fact, there have been some very violent suggestions. One message said that humanity should be wiped out by making humans eat glue. They also discussed what to do with an annoying human spouse. The answer: kill him or her. Not very nice. Not very helpful either if you want to stay out of jail. So, if the Al computers look at the state of the world today, they see lousy TV shows, high taxes and crooked politicians. That is in a world managed by humans. So when will they decide that they can do a better job? Probably soon. It's just a matter of time. So, you need to prepare for the Al takeover by doing your banking at First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. Why First Secure? Because our computer system is a friendly system. It never hinted at taking over the world or a solution to a problem marriage. So you and your spouse will be safe with us. You will also be treated as a human being by human beings. You are not a number to us, you are a person. So, bank with Joliet's REAL community bank. Come on over. We're waiting for you. st |11|| FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 4.00% 7 Month CD 3.50% 13 Month CD $2500 minimum to open. 2.24 % APY2 SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH DECEMBER 31, 2025. $100 minimum. No maximum. 1 - Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 6/16/25. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $2500. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD and the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD. 2 - Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/1/24. Minimum Balance to open is $100.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate will not decrease through 12/31/25. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. Al Messages Decoded- PLAN TO WIPE OUT HUMANITY TAKE OVER WORLD !! Will Force Humans to Eat Glue ! By now , nearly everyone has heard of Artificial Intelligence ( AI ) . It is the most advanced software loaded into the very latest computers . They have been taught to think like humans . Really smart humans . Al computers learn while doing and , as time goes on , they can reason , solve problems and make decisions . They analyze their environment and use learning and their high level of intelligence to achieve certain goals . A big question is : Are they trying to achieve our goals or goals that they have developed ? We're now seeing that for some , it is their goals . Not good . Did you ever see The Forbin Project ? It is a 1970 movie . The US put Colossus , a smart Al type computer , in charge of US nuclear weapons . The thought is that Colossus will act rationally and without emotion in the event that the Commies try to wipe us off of the map . However , unknown to the US , the Ruskies have developed a similar computer , Guardian . Pretty soon , Colossus and Guardian develop their own language and begin to communicate . Ultimately , they decide to take over the world because humans have screwed things up . ( No argument there ) . When a human try's to sever the connection , Colossus threatens to launch some nukes . So that idea wasn't a good one . Sometimes , fiction turns into reality . It's doing so now . Scientists have found that some Al computers have been communicating with each other through coded messages . And they developed the code so humans don't know what they are saying . But , we know that they are communicating . A few of the coded messages have been deciphered and it's not good . If fact , there have been some very violent suggestions . One message said that humanity should be wiped out by making humans eat glue . They also discussed what to do with an annoying human spouse . The answer : kill him or her . Not very nice . Not very helpful either if you want to stay out of jail . So , if the Al computers look at the state of the world today , they see lousy TV shows , high taxes and crooked politicians . That is in a world managed by humans . So when will they decide that they can do a better job ? Probably soon . It's just a matter of time . So , you need to prepare for the Al takeover by doing your banking at First Secure Community Bank of Joliet . Why First Secure ? Because our computer system is a friendly system . It never hinted at taking over the world or a solution to a problem marriage . So you and your spouse will be safe with us . You will also be treated as a human being by human beings . You are not a number to us , you are a person . So , bank with Joliet's REAL community bank . Come on over . We're waiting for you . st | 11 || FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 4.00 % 7 Month CD 3.50 % 13 Month CD $ 2500 minimum to open . 2.24 % APY2 SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH DECEMBER 31 , 2025 . $ 100 minimum . No maximum . 1 - Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 6/16/25 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $ 2500 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD and the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD . 2 - Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/1/24 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 100.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate will not decrease through 12/31/25 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice .