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*BED BUGS Are Eating People!! Are You Next? There are all kinds of bugs. There are bugs that get into your computer and cause it to crash. That's serious. And they may be linked to Ransomware. Then you need to pay someone in Russia who has a Swiss bank account to get your computer running again. There are flying bugs. They are not very popular. Mosquitos are not universally loved. They can make life miserable. Then there are wasps. They are even less popular. They can sting you and make you feel pretty bad, or worse. And, there are bugs that crawl around. Ants, terminates, cockroaches. Some varieties may sting, and it hurts. And then there are bed bugs. You've heard of bed bugs but may not have seen any. They suck human blood. Just like a vampire. They can torture. They can kill. They are not very nice to be around. Take Leshawn. He was in the Fulton County jail in Atlanta Georgia. On a misdemeanor charge. He was kept in the jail after the jail shrink said that he was mentally ill. He was then eaten alive in his cell by bed bugs. But bed bugs don't just go after bad people. They go after good people too. Take this nice sweet girl. Just a teenager. In prison for poisoning her parents for not letting her see her boyfriend. She's probably really scared in prison since she is near hard core criminals. She was covered with bug bites from her cell infestation. And was told that she couldn't move to another cell. Not good. She sued. But how about us. Orkin released a study several months ago indicating that Chicago is the most bed bug infested city in America..... for the 5th year in a row. Followed by Cleveland, Detroit and LA. It may be just a matter of time until they get to your house. Or, they may be there already. So, what are you going to do. Well, bed bugs are called bed bugs because they like living in mattresses, in beds. Makes sense. So you can sleep on the floor. And fumigate your mattress with something call Premo Bed Bug spray. They claim that it is 92% effective. However, you still have the other 8% to deal with. You can get a UV light and point it at the mattresses. That's supposed to help. Beyond that? Beats us. Call the Orkin man. Bed bugs don't just appear. They hitch a ride with someone or something that comes to your home. Then they multiply, and multiply some more. A mama bed bug can lay 1 to 7 eggs per day for about 10 days. Then, when she gets another meal of human blood, she can start all over again for another 10 days. So, you don't want to go anywhere that has bed bugs because you can carry them to your home. Then mama bed bug will start the process at your house. Well, First Secure Community Bank has been certified as Bed Bug Free. You can do your banking with us with confidence. Some little bug isn't going to use you as a taxi cab. So come on in and do your banking with us. We're waiting for you.... And the bed bugs aren't. 3.75 7 Month CD APY 3.35% 11 Month CD $2500 minimum to open. 1st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 2.04% SAVINGS ACCOUNT $100 minimum. No maximum. 1 - Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/30/26. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $2500. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD and the 11 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD. 2 - Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/30/26. Minimum Balance to open is $100.00. Fees may reduce earnings. * BED BUGS Are Eating People !! Are You Next ? There are all kinds of bugs . There are bugs that get into your computer and cause it to crash . That's serious . And they may be linked to Ransomware . Then you need to pay someone in Russia who has a Swiss bank account to get your computer running again . There are flying bugs . They are not very popular . Mosquitos are not universally loved . They can make life miserable . Then there are wasps . They are even less popular . They can sting you and make you feel pretty bad , or worse . And , there are bugs that crawl around . Ants , terminates , cockroaches . Some varieties may sting , and it hurts . And then there are bed bugs . You've heard of bed bugs but may not have seen any . They suck human blood . Just like a vampire . They can torture . They can kill . They are not very nice to be around . Take Leshawn . He was in the Fulton County jail in Atlanta Georgia . On a misdemeanor charge . He was kept in the jail after the jail shrink said that he was mentally ill . He was then eaten alive in his cell by bed bugs . But bed bugs don't just go after bad people . They go after good people too . Take this nice sweet girl . Just a teenager . In prison for poisoning her parents for not letting her see her boyfriend . She's probably really scared in prison since she is near hard core criminals . She was covered with bug bites from her cell infestation . And was told that she couldn't move to another cell . Not good . She sued . But how about us . Orkin released a study several months ago indicating that Chicago is the most bed bug infested city in America ..... for the 5th year in a row . Followed by Cleveland , Detroit and LA . It may be just a matter of time until they get to your house . Or , they may be there already . So , what are you going to do . Well , bed bugs are called bed bugs because they like living in mattresses , in beds . Makes sense . So you can sleep on the floor . And fumigate your mattress with something call Premo Bed Bug spray . They claim that it is 92 % effective . However , you still have the other 8 % to deal with . You can get a UV light and point it at the mattresses . That's supposed to help . Beyond that ? Beats us . Call the Orkin man . Bed bugs don't just appear . They hitch a ride with someone or something that comes to your home . Then they multiply , and multiply some more . A mama bed bug can lay 1 to 7 eggs per day for about 10 days . Then , when she gets another meal of human blood , she can start all over again for another 10 days . So , you don't want to go anywhere that has bed bugs because you can carry them to your home . Then mama bed bug will start the process at your house . Well , First Secure Community Bank has been certified as Bed Bug Free . You can do your banking with us with confidence . Some little bug isn't going to use you as a taxi cab . So come on in and do your banking with us . We're waiting for you .... And the bed bugs aren't . 3.75 7 Month CD APY 3.35 % 11 Month CD $ 2500 minimum to open . 1st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 2.04 % SAVINGS ACCOUNT $ 100 minimum . No maximum . 1 - Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/30/26 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum balance to open and receive stated APY is $ 2500 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 7 month CD will rollover to a 6 month CD and the 11 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD . 2 - Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/30/26 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 100.00 . Fees may reduce earnings .