REAL DEATH STAR!! Mimas Death Star HEADED TO EARTH? Star Wars Death Star Its Near Saturn and May Be Coming Our Way. Then Kaboom. Nearly everyone has seen one or more Star Wars movies. The Death Star was a prominent feature of the first Star Wars movie. It was the home of Darth Vader, one of the most evil people ever concocted by Hollywood. Darth and his Master wanted to rule the universe, just like Ming the Merciless did in the Flash Gordon movies of the 1930s. (We like Ming better) Ultimately, near the end of the movie, Luke Skywalker and his buddies blew it to atoms. Then, in the Return of the Jedi movie, the bad people were building a bigger, badder Death Star. That was also blown away by Luke and his buddies. The Death Star was fictional. Mimas is real. Yeah, it's name is Mimas. No, we don't know why it has that name. Kinda weird. Anyway it was first spotted by the NASA Cassini spacecraft several years ago. Cassini is an unmanned spacecraft going where no man has gone before. It hung around the planet Saturn for a while and spotted Mimas. It appears to be hiding in the outer rings of Saturn. Take a look at the photo. Now, that is a real death star. But why do some scientists think that it is a real death star rather than just some errant moon? Because it has water. Yeah. Really. It has water. According to the experts, there is a subsurface ocean sloshing around below the outer shell of the planet. NASA scientists can tell because of the rotation and movement of the craft. So, if it has water and moves in an erratic way, it has to be a manned death star. Its probably inhabited by little green men that are trying to decide which planet to go to and terrorize next. Jupiter? Mars? Earth? Well, if its Earth, we probably have at least a couple of years before it gets within range to blow us to smithereens. But maybe they won t want to blow us up. They didn t blow up Saturn yet. So maybe they just want to terrorize and enslave all earthlings. We wouldn t enjoy that. Regardless, every earthling in the Joliet area can thumb their nose at Mimas by opening an account at the First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. Why? Because First Secure is telling you about Minas. Have you heard of any other bank warning the community about Minas? No. We are doing so because we are a REAL community bank. We care about the community. We are owned and managed by people right here in the Joliet area. We treat our customers as people, not numbers. So, thumb your nose at Mimas by opening an account at First Secure. We re waiting for you. No little green men allowed. st ||||||| FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet s Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 2.24% SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH SEPTEMBER 30, 2025. $100 minimum. No maximum. Top Place to Work. Top Place to Bank. PROUD Recipient WILL/GRUNDY COUNTIES TOP WORKPLACES READERS' CHOICE AWARDS 2024 1 - Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 1/1/24. Minimum Balance to open is $100.00. Fees may reduce earnings. Rate will not decrease through 9/30/25. After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice. 2 - Subject to credit approval. Property insurance required on properties secured by this plan. 2 - Consult your tax advisor. REAL DEATH STAR !! Mimas Death Star HEADED TO EARTH ? Star Wars Death Star Its Near Saturn and May Be Coming Our Way . Then Kaboom . Nearly everyone has seen one or more Star Wars movies . The Death Star was a prominent feature of the first Star Wars movie . It was the home of Darth Vader , one of the most evil people ever concocted by Hollywood . Darth and his Master wanted to rule the universe , just like Ming the Merciless did in the Flash Gordon movies of the 1930s . ( We like Ming better ) Ultimately , near the end of the movie , Luke Skywalker and his buddies blew it to atoms . Then , in the Return of the Jedi movie , the bad people were building a bigger , badder Death Star . That was also blown away by Luke and his buddies . The Death Star was fictional . Mimas is real . Yeah , it's name is Mimas . No , we don't know why it has that name . Kinda weird . Anyway it was first spotted by the NASA Cassini spacecraft several years ago . Cassini is an unmanned spacecraft going where no man has gone before . It hung around the planet Saturn for a while and spotted Mimas . It appears to be hiding in the outer rings of Saturn . Take a look at the photo . Now , that is a real death star . But why do some scientists think that it is a real death star rather than just some errant moon ? Because it has water . Yeah . Really . It has water . According to the experts , there is a subsurface ocean sloshing around below the outer shell of the planet . NASA scientists can tell because of the rotation and movement of the craft . So , if it has water and moves in an erratic way , it has to be a manned death star . Its probably inhabited by little green men that are trying to decide which planet to go to and terrorize next . Jupiter ? Mars ? Earth ? Well , if its Earth , we probably have at least a couple of years before it gets within range to blow us to smithereens . But maybe they won t want to blow us up . They didn t blow up Saturn yet . So maybe they just want to terrorize and enslave all earthlings . We wouldn t enjoy that . Regardless , every earthling in the Joliet area can thumb their nose at Mimas by opening an account at the First Secure Community Bank of Joliet . Why ? Because First Secure is telling you about Minas . Have you heard of any other bank warning the community about Minas ? No. We are doing so because we are a REAL community bank . We care about the community . We are owned and managed by people right here in the Joliet area . We treat our customers as people , not numbers . So , thumb your nose at Mimas by opening an account at First Secure . We re waiting for you . No little green men allowed . st ||||||| FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet s Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL HOUSING LENDER 2.24 % SAVINGS ACCOUNT RATE GUARANTEED THROUGH SEPTEMBER 30 , 2025 . $ 100 minimum . No maximum . Top Place to Work . Top Place to Bank . PROUD Recipient WILL / GRUNDY COUNTIES TOP WORKPLACES READERS ' CHOICE AWARDS 2024 1 - Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 1/1/24 . Minimum Balance to open is $ 100.00 . Fees may reduce earnings . Rate will not decrease through 9/30/25 . After guaranteed date the rate will be a variable rate and is subject to change at any time and without notice . 2 - Subject to credit approval . Property insurance required on properties secured by this plan . 2 - Consult your tax advisor .