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The End of the World is Near. The Big Bang.... By the End of the Month The end of the world was prophesized 5125 years ago in the Mayan calendar. End of the world experts previously interpreted the calendar to say that the world was going to end in 2012. It didn't. Now, self-described brilliant scientist, Paolo Tagalogun, has explained that the 2012 date was wrong because of using the Gregorian calendar. The Julian calendar should have been used. When using the Julian calendar, the world is predicted to end...... this month. So how do you prepare for the end of the world? For one thing, you do business with a REAL community bank. Yep, that's right, a REAL community bank. So why is that important? Glad you asked. When the end gets near, you need to move fast to take care of business before the big bang. If you have banking business to take care of and you call on the phone, you need a REAL person to answer, not a machine. If you need to come to the bank for a transaction, you need to see a REAL teller or REAL banker quickly, without waiting in a long line. So then why do many banks have answering machines that ask you to push 1 for this and 2 for that, and then make you wait an hour? Or why do some banks have long lines to see a teller or banker? One reason might be that they are too cheap to hire enough people to take care of their customers. They may figure that, as the end is coming anyway, they want to maximize their profits before the big ka-boom by not hiring enough people. Whether preparing for the big bang or just doing routine banking business, you need REAL people to talk to. When you call First Secure Community Bank of Joliet, a REAL person answers the phone. And it's someone here at the bank, not at some call center 100 miles away. And if you come into the bank, there is almost never a wait to see a teller or banker. That's because we have enough REAL people to take care of our customers. Oh, and one other thing, we consider our customers to be REAL people also. You are not a number to us, you are a person. Someone that we would like to know by name. And.... the next time that the end of the world is predicted, we'll let you know well in advance so that you don't make your rent or mortgage payment early. III st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER Monster CD Rates % APY 2.40 35 Month CD $1000 minimum to open 2.25% 25 Month CD $1000 minimum to open 2.05% 13 Month CD $1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only. FREE Personal Checking Ask for Details. "Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 8/13/22. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD, the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD, the 35 month CD will rollover to a 36 month CD. The End of the World is Near . The Big Bang .... By the End of the Month The end of the world was prophesized 5125 years ago in the Mayan calendar . End of the world experts previously interpreted the calendar to say that the world was going to end in 2012. It didn't . Now , self - described brilliant scientist , Paolo Tagalogun , has explained that the 2012 date was wrong because of using the Gregorian calendar . The Julian calendar should have been used . When using the Julian calendar , the world is predicted to end ...... this month . So how do you prepare for the end of the world ? For one thing , you do business with a REAL community bank . Yep , that's right , a REAL community bank . So why is that important ? Glad you asked . When the end gets near , you need to move fast to take care of business before the big bang . If you have banking business to take care of and you call on the phone , you need a REAL person to answer , not a machine . If you need to come to the bank for a transaction , you need to see a REAL teller or REAL banker quickly , without waiting in a long line . So then why do many banks have answering machines that ask you to push 1 for this and 2 for that , and then make you wait an hour ? Or why do some banks have long lines to see a teller or banker ? One reason might be that they are too cheap to hire enough people to take care of their customers . They may figure that , as the end is coming anyway , they want to maximize their profits before the big ka - boom by not hiring enough people . Whether preparing for the big bang or just doing routine banking business , you need REAL people to talk to . When you call First Secure Community Bank of Joliet , a REAL person answers the phone . And it's someone here at the bank , not at some call center 100 miles away . And if you come into the bank , there is almost never a wait to see a teller or banker . That's because we have enough REAL people to take care of our customers . Oh , and one other thing , we consider our customers to be REAL people also . You are not a number to us , you are a person . Someone that we would like to know by name . And .... the next time that the end of the world is predicted , we'll let you know well in advance so that you don't make your rent or mortgage payment early . III st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER Monster CD Rates % APY 2.40 35 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to open 2.25 % 25 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to open 2.05 % 13 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only . FREE Personal Checking Ask for Details . " Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 8/13/22 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $ 1,000 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD , the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD , the 35 month CD will rollover to a 36 month CD .