MIRACLE CURE DISCOVERED!! FOR NUMEROUS AFFLICTIONS This treatment is 100% Successful Nearly everyone suffers from something. Some people get headaches. Something triggers a headache and you might be zapped for a few hours. Other people have stomach problems. That could be caused by something that happened that made your stomach turn into knots. And we all occasionally get angry. We are put into a bad situation that we didn't cause. Then, whomever is responsible for it doesn't seem to care. Understandably, we get angry. Many people will go to a doctor if they think that their problem could be serious. Maybe the doc will tell you to take 2 aspirins and call in the morning. On the other hand, the doc may order some tests for you including a blood test. That's where they stick a needle in your arm and draw blood. Sometimes it feels like they are taking the last drop of your blood. So let's say that you have a headache caused by stress or an upset stomach caused by aggravation. Maybe you are just plain angry about the way that you have been treated. The chances are that you have BBI. What's BBI? It's Big Bankitis. Many banks are infecting their customers with BBI. Let's say that you have a question and call them. You get an answering machine telling you to press 1 for this and 2 for that and how important your call is to them. Then you wait.... and wait.... and wait. Maybe someone will answer eventually. Maybe not. That's enough stress to cause a doozy of a headache. Or you go to the bank for a simple teller transaction. There's a long line. So you have a long wait. That will definitely cause your stomach to turn into knots. Then, when you do talk to someone, they don't care about you. They care about your account number. You are a number to them and not a person. That's when you can really get p___o__ (angry). Well, we at the First Secure Community Bank of Joliet, have a cure for BBI. It's called REAL community banking. When you call, a REAL person in our local bank answers the phone, not a machine. When you come to the bank to see a banker or teller, there is little or no line. That's because we hire enough REAL people to take care of our customers. And we work with you as a REAL person, not a number. So, if you want the cure for BBI, come to First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. Oh, and one other thing. We won't ask for the last drop of your blood. That's what other banks call "fees." st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC HOUSING LENDER M Monster CD Rates 2.40% 35 Month CD $1000 minimum to open 2.25% 25 Month CD $1000 minimum to oper APY 2.05% 13 Month CD $1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only. FREE Personal Checking Ask for Details. *Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 8/13/22. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $500,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD, the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD, the 35 month CD will rollover to a 36 month CD. MIRACLE CURE DISCOVERED !! FOR NUMEROUS AFFLICTIONS This treatment is 100 % Successful Nearly everyone suffers from something . Some people get headaches . Something triggers a headache and you might be zapped for a few hours . Other people have stomach problems . That could be caused by something that happened that made your stomach turn into knots . And we all occasionally get angry . We are put into a bad situation that we didn't cause . Then , whomever is responsible for it doesn't seem to care . Understandably , we get angry . Many people will go to a doctor if they think that their problem could be serious . Maybe the doc will tell you to take 2 aspirins and call in the morning . On the other hand , the doc may order some tests for you including a blood test . That's where they stick a needle in your arm and draw blood . Sometimes it feels like they are taking the last drop of your blood . So let's say that you have a headache caused by stress or an upset stomach caused by aggravation . Maybe you are just plain angry about the way that you have been treated . The chances are that you have BBI . What's BBI ? It's Big Bankitis . Many banks are infecting their customers with BBI . Let's say that you have a question and call them . You get an answering machine telling you to press 1 for this and 2 for that and how important your call is to them . Then you wait .... and wait .... and wait . Maybe someone will answer eventually . Maybe not . That's enough stress to cause a doozy of a headache . Or you go to the bank for a simple teller transaction . There's a long line . So you have a long wait . That will definitely cause your stomach to turn into knots . Then , when you do talk to someone , they don't care about you . They care about your account number . You are a number to them and not a person . That's when you can really get p___o__ ( angry ) . Well , we at the First Secure Community Bank of Joliet , have a cure for BBI . It's called REAL community banking . When you call , a REAL person in our local bank answers the phone , not a machine . When you come to the bank to see a banker or teller , there is little or no line . That's because we hire enough REAL people to take care of our customers . And we work with you as a REAL person , not a number . So , if you want the cure for BBI , come to First Secure Community Bank of Joliet . Oh , and one other thing . We won't ask for the last drop of your blood . That's what other banks call " fees . " st FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC HOUSING LENDER M Monster CD Rates 2.40 % 35 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to open 2.25 % 25 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to oper APY 2.05 % 13 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only . FREE Personal Checking Ask for Details . * Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 8/13/22 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $ 1,000 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 500,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD , the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD , the 35 month CD will rollover to a 36 month CD .