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    July 8, 2022
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WARRANT Bank Shreds Everything!! Evidence? What Evidence? We Ain't Got No Evidence We Don't Know Nothin' There are times when you don't want to have a paper trail. Let's say you have a lucky day on the golf course and win a couple hundred from your golfing buddies. Do you want to hand out receipts so that they can claim your winnings as a business deduction on their tax returns? Heck no. Besides, the other members of your foursome would probably make you buy the drinks in the bar after the game anyway and you'd still go home broke. What about other cash items. How about that $100 that you won on the football pool? Did you claim that on your tax return? And then there is the $32 that you received when you sold some old junk at a garage sale. Did you show that as Miscellaneous Income on last year's Form 1040? And you also received ........ well, never mind. You get the picture. So you may have some "issues" but First Secure Community Bank of Joliet is here to help. We are having a Free Shred Day on Saturday, July 16th. Just bring in the evidence that you want destroyed between 10 AM and 1 PM and our shred truck will turn it into cat litter before your very eyes. And it doesn't need to be evidence. Bring in your old bank statements, credit card invoices, legal documents, or whatever paper items that you want ground up. We'll shred up to 5 boxes of documents for you. And you won't even need to get out of your car. Pop the trunk and we'll empty the boxes in the shred container and put the empty boxes back in your trunk. You don't need to be a customer either. We destroy evidence for customers and non-customers alike. Why is First Secure Community Bank of Joliet doing this, and many other things, for people in the community? Because we are a community bank. Many banks claim to be community banks because it's the bank thing to do these days. But, we REALLY ARE the community bank in Joliet. We are a billion dollar bank that is owned by Joliet people and managed right here in Joliet. We're not just your bankers, we're your neighbors. When you are tired of getting screwed around by other banks, come in and see us. We'll take good care of you ... like a neighbor should. FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER SUBPOENA Monster CD Rates 1.50% 35 Month CD $1000 minimum to open 1% 1.05 25 Month CD' $1000 minimum to open APY % 0.75** 13 Month CD $1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only. Free Shred Event! First Secure Community Bank of Joliet Saturday, July 16 10am to 1pm Customer or not, we'll shred your stuff. Limit 5 boxes. *Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 6/7/22. APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice. Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Maximum per household $100,000. CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate, if not redeemed at maturity, as follows: the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD, the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD, the 35 month CD will rollover to a 36 month CD. WARRANT Bank Shreds Everything !! Evidence ? What Evidence ? We Ain't Got No Evidence We Don't Know Nothin ' There are times when you don't want to have a paper trail . Let's say you have a lucky day on the golf course and win a couple hundred from your golfing buddies . Do you want to hand out receipts so that they can claim your winnings as a business deduction on their tax returns ? Heck no . Besides , the other members of your foursome would probably make you buy the drinks in the bar after the game anyway and you'd still go home broke . What about other cash items . How about that $ 100 that you won on the football pool ? Did you claim that on your tax return ? And then there is the $ 32 that you received when you sold some old junk at a garage sale . Did you show that as Miscellaneous Income on last year's Form 1040 ? And you also received ........ well , never mind . You get the picture . So you may have some " issues " but First Secure Community Bank of Joliet is here to help . We are having a Free Shred Day on Saturday , July 16th . Just bring in the evidence that you want destroyed between 10 AM and 1 PM and our shred truck will turn it into cat litter before your very eyes . And it doesn't need to be evidence . Bring in your old bank statements , credit card invoices , legal documents , or whatever paper items that you want ground up . We'll shred up to 5 boxes of documents for you . And you won't even need to get out of your car . Pop the trunk and we'll empty the boxes in the shred container and put the empty boxes back in your trunk . You don't need to be a customer either . We destroy evidence for customers and non - customers alike . Why is First Secure Community Bank of Joliet doing this , and many other things , for people in the community ? Because we are a community bank . Many banks claim to be community banks because it's the bank thing to do these days . But , we REALLY ARE the community bank in Joliet . We are a billion dollar bank that is owned by Joliet people and managed right here in Joliet . We're not just your bankers , we're your neighbors . When you are tired of getting screwed around by other banks , come in and see us . We'll take good care of you ... like a neighbor should . FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank , we're your neighbor ! Joliet's Locally - Owned and Locally - Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank 2398 Essington Rd ( Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd ) ( 815 ) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER SUBPOENA Monster CD Rates 1.50 % 35 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to open 1 % 1.05 25 Month CD ' $ 1000 minimum to open APY % 0.75 ** 13 Month CD $ 1000 minimum to open Limited Time Only . Free Shred Event ! First Secure Community Bank of Joliet Saturday , July 16 10am to 1pm Customer or not , we'll shred your stuff . Limit 5 boxes . * Annual Percentage Yield ( APY ) effective as of 6/7/22 . APY and terms are subject to change at any time and without notice . Minimum Balance to open and earn stated APY is $ 1,000 . Substantial penalty for early withdrawal . An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings . Maximum per household $ 100,000 . CDs will rollover at maturity to the then current rate , if not redeemed at maturity , as follows : the 13 month CD will rollover to a 12 month CD , the 25 month CD will rollover to a 24 month CD , the 35 month CD will rollover to a 36 month CD .