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    September 25, 2021
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Bankers Attack * Customers!! Open An Account. Or Else?? We Have Hammers. And We Use Them! First Secure Bank employees treat everyone, customer or not, with respect and friendiness. And 99.9% of those folks act that way towards us. And the other 1/10 of 1%? Well there are a few people that you can't please no matter what. So, when the frustration builds up, we attack our customers with hammers. Yep. Big hammers. Bang! Bang! Bang! I got that onel Grr. FREE Personal Checking However, no one has called the cops on us (yet) because the customer that we attack is Habitat for Humanity, or, more specifically, the houses being built by Habitat for Humanity. We attack with hammers. Big hammers to pound nails. To build houses. Habitat is one of the great non-profit organizations in our area. And our employees, and many others, work with Habitat to help build homes for good, hard working people that might not otherwise be able to afford one. Did I say "our employees"? Maybe i should have said "our lady employees." Take a look at the photos. Those are two separate crews of First Secure ladies that worked really hard on Saturdays to help build a Habitat house. What? Did you say something? Oh, did you ask about the men that work at First Secure? Well, a.a. yeah. The men would really like to help but, you know, the way things are these days, it's tough. The Habitat work is done on Saturdays. That's when some of our male employees are out on important meetings on the golf course. And then there are those that were out looking for potential customers Friday night and consumed too many beverages. Their head is aready pounding on Saturday morning without even going to the construction site. No minimum balance required No monthly service fee $100 minimum opening deposit Unlimited transactions Monthly statements (Choose paper or eloctronic) FREE: Debit Card Online and Mobile Banking Bill Pay In reality, most of our male and female employees do a lot of volunteer work in the community. That's because, unlike others, we are a REAL community bank. Take a look at the signs in the photos. Do you see any other banks mentioned? No, because First Secure people were the only bank people working on those Saturdays. That's the way that it is a lot of the time. So who do you want to do your banking with? The bank branches in Joliet that are owned and managed in other states or countries? Or a bank that is locally owned, locally managed and supportive of the local community. Come and see us. We're waiting for you. Call for Monster CD Rates Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER Bankers Attack * Customers!! Open An Account. Or Else?? We Have Hammers. And We Use Them! First Secure Bank employees treat everyone, customer or not, with respect and friendiness. And 99.9% of those folks act that way towards us. And the other 1/10 of 1%? Well there are a few people that you can't please no matter what. So, when the frustration builds up, we attack our customers with hammers. Yep. Big hammers. Bang! Bang! Bang! I got that onel Grr. FREE Personal Checking However, no one has called the cops on us (yet) because the customer that we attack is Habitat for Humanity, or, more specifically, the houses being built by Habitat for Humanity. We attack with hammers. Big hammers to pound nails. To build houses. Habitat is one of the great non-profit organizations in our area. And our employees, and many others, work with Habitat to help build homes for good, hard working people that might not otherwise be able to afford one. Did I say "our employees"? Maybe i should have said "our lady employees." Take a look at the photos. Those are two separate crews of First Secure ladies that worked really hard on Saturdays to help build a Habitat house. What? Did you say something? Oh, did you ask about the men that work at First Secure? Well, a.a. yeah. The men would really like to help but, you know, the way things are these days, it's tough. The Habitat work is done on Saturdays. That's when some of our male employees are out on important meetings on the golf course. And then there are those that were out looking for potential customers Friday night and consumed too many beverages. Their head is aready pounding on Saturday morning without even going to the construction site. No minimum balance required No monthly service fee $100 minimum opening deposit Unlimited transactions Monthly statements (Choose paper or eloctronic) FREE: Debit Card Online and Mobile Banking Bill Pay In reality, most of our male and female employees do a lot of volunteer work in the community. That's because, unlike others, we are a REAL community bank. Take a look at the signs in the photos. Do you see any other banks mentioned? No, because First Secure people were the only bank people working on those Saturdays. That's the way that it is a lot of the time. So who do you want to do your banking with? The bank branches in Joliet that are owned and managed in other states or countries? Or a bank that is locally owned, locally managed and supportive of the local community. Come and see us. We're waiting for you. Call for Monster CD Rates Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) (815) 230-8000 FIRST SECURE COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! Visit 1stsecurebank.com MEMBER FDIC EQUAL THOUSING LENDER