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    August 6, 2021
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Bank Destroys Evidence!! SUBPOENA WARRANT Thumbs Nose at FBI, IRS, CIA, DOJ, NSC, KGB and Interpol Nope, our people aren't going up the river! So you think that you're an honest person? When you receive your bills, you pay them promptly. You pay your credit cards within the grace period so the greedy issuer doesn't hound you for a late charge. You file your income tax returns on time and pay whatever H & R Block says that you owe. You treat people fairly. You honor your commitments. Your word is your bond. There's nothing to worry about, right? Free Shred Event! Wrong! What about that $3.21 in interest that the other bank paid you? Did you claim that on your tax return? And then there is the $32 that you received when you sold some old stuff at a garage sale. Did you show that as Miscellaneous Income on last year's Form 1040? And worse yet, what about the overtime parking ticket that you received a few weeks ago. The one that initially was $3 but increased to $400 if it wasn't paid within 48 hours. You couldn't have paid it because it's stil sitting on the kitchen table. First Secure Community Bank of Joliet Saturday, August 21 10am to 1pm So you may have some "issues" but First Secure Community Bank of Joliet is here to help. We are having a Free Shred Day on Saturday, August 21st. Just bring in the evidence that you want destroyed between 10 AM and 1 PM and our shred truck will turn it into cat litter before your very Customer or not, we'll shred your stuft, Limit 5 boxes. eyes. And it doesn't need to be evidence. Bring in your old bank statements, credit card invoices, legal documents or whatever paper items that you want ground up. We'l shred up to 5 boxes of documents for you. And you won't even need to get out of your car. Pop the trunk and we'll empty the boxes in the shred container and put the empty boxes back in your trunk. You don't need to be a customer either. We'll destroy evidence for customers and non-customers alke. Why is First Secure Community Bank of Joliet doing this, and many other things, for people in the community? Because we are a community bank. Many banks claim to be community banks because it's the bank thing to do these days. But, we REALLY ARE the community bank in Joliet. We are a bilion dollar bank that is owned by Joliet people and managed right here in Joliet. We're not just your bankers, we're your neighbors. When you are tired of getting screwed around by other banks, come in and see us. We'l take good care of you. like a neighbor should. FREE Personal Checking Ask about the details. Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank Call for Monster CD Rates st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd FIRST SECURE (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET MEMBER We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! FDICE EQUAL THOUSING LENGER Bank Destroys Evidence!! SUBPOENA WARRANT Thumbs Nose at FBI, IRS, CIA, DOJ, NSC, KGB and Interpol Nope, our people aren't going up the river! So you think that you're an honest person? When you receive your bills, you pay them promptly. You pay your credit cards within the grace period so the greedy issuer doesn't hound you for a late charge. You file your income tax returns on time and pay whatever H & R Block says that you owe. You treat people fairly. You honor your commitments. Your word is your bond. There's nothing to worry about, right? Free Shred Event! Wrong! What about that $3.21 in interest that the other bank paid you? Did you claim that on your tax return? And then there is the $32 that you received when you sold some old stuff at a garage sale. Did you show that as Miscellaneous Income on last year's Form 1040? And worse yet, what about the overtime parking ticket that you received a few weeks ago. The one that initially was $3 but increased to $400 if it wasn't paid within 48 hours. You couldn't have paid it because it's stil sitting on the kitchen table. First Secure Community Bank of Joliet Saturday, August 21 10am to 1pm So you may have some "issues" but First Secure Community Bank of Joliet is here to help. We are having a Free Shred Day on Saturday, August 21st. Just bring in the evidence that you want destroyed between 10 AM and 1 PM and our shred truck will turn it into cat litter before your very Customer or not, we'll shred your stuft, Limit 5 boxes. eyes. And it doesn't need to be evidence. Bring in your old bank statements, credit card invoices, legal documents or whatever paper items that you want ground up. We'l shred up to 5 boxes of documents for you. And you won't even need to get out of your car. Pop the trunk and we'll empty the boxes in the shred container and put the empty boxes back in your trunk. You don't need to be a customer either. We'll destroy evidence for customers and non-customers alke. Why is First Secure Community Bank of Joliet doing this, and many other things, for people in the community? Because we are a community bank. Many banks claim to be community banks because it's the bank thing to do these days. But, we REALLY ARE the community bank in Joliet. We are a bilion dollar bank that is owned by Joliet people and managed right here in Joliet. We're not just your bankers, we're your neighbors. When you are tired of getting screwed around by other banks, come in and see us. We'l take good care of you. like a neighbor should. FREE Personal Checking Ask about the details. Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Billion Dollar Community Bank Call for Monster CD Rates st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd FIRST SECURE (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET MEMBER We're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! FDICE EQUAL THOUSING LENGER