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Some thought that, in making predications, he became a "servant of the devil." Not good. So, he began writing his predictions as "quatrains" or 4 ine rhymed verses with obscure meanings. Obscure as in, after an event happens, someone can usually say that a particular quatrain predicted it. It is said that his quatrains predicted the French revolution, Napoleon, Hitler, the atomic bomb, the assassination of JFK and the Corona virus. WE ARE THE EXPERTS! We obtained more than 1600 PPP Loans last year totaling over $180,000,000. Other banks failed to obtain PPP loans for their customers. Some banks didn't What does that have to do with First Secure Community Bank? Good question. Century (Chapter) 10, Quatrain 81 says "Western Citizens, on the run, hide considerable holdings inside a vauit." Well, we at First Secure Bank have a great safe deposit box vault and many of our busy west side customers run in to use their safe deposit boxes. Obviously, Nostradamus predicted the success of First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. But, in addition to safe deposit boxes, we have most everything that every other bank has to offer. But, we also have something more. We are Joliet's Community Bank. We are locally owned and managed. With us, you are a person and not a number. So if you want to do business with a bank that truly appreciates your business, come and see us. And, as far as we know, we are the only Joliet area bank whose success was predicted by Nostradamus over 500 years ago. even try. We obtained PPP loans for both customers and non-customers alike. Now those non-customers are customers. Let us obtain a PPP loan for you. Call us for details and to get things started. Call (815) 230-8000 Joliet's Locally-Owned and Locally-Managed Community Bank st 2398 Essington Rd (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd) Lobby Open! During normal business hours. FIRST SECURE (815) 230-8000 Visit 1stsecurebank.com COMMUNITY BANK OF JOLIET We 're not just your bank, we're your neighbor! FDIC EOUAL THOUSING LENDER "NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTS" That First Secure Bank. . .* AND IT HAPPENED 500 YEARS AGO CALL US FOR You know who Nostradamus is, right? No, it's not the guy that lives in the next block down with the funny name and the dog who chases cars. It's a 16th century Frenchman who made predictions that, some people believe, foretold future events accurately, even up to the present time and beyond. PPP Loans Nostradamus was born in 1503. He decided to become a medical doctor so he went to medical school. He got kicked out of medical school before receiving a degree. Eventually, he moved to Agen, France in the 1530's and set up a medical practice anyway. In the early 1540's he moved his practice to Salon, France where he resorted to some innovative medical treatments" to fight the bubonic plague. Apparently, his treatments weren't universally appreciated so he changed his profession to astrologer and seer of the future in 1547. He had a little problem with his new profession too. Some thought that, in making predications, he became a "servant of the devil." Not good. So, he began writing his predictions as "quatrains" or 4 ine rhymed verses with obscure meanings. Obscure as in, after an event happens, someone can usually say that a particular quatrain predicted it. It is said that his quatrains predicted the French revolution, Napoleon, Hitler, the atomic bomb, the assassination of JFK and the Corona virus. WE ARE THE EXPERTS! We obtained more than 1600 PPP Loans last year totaling over $180,000,000. Other banks failed to obtain PPP loans for their customers. Some banks didn't What does that have to do with First Secure Community Bank? Good question. Century (Chapter) 10, Quatrain 81 says "Western Citizens, on the run, hide considerable holdings inside a vauit." Well, we at First Secure Bank have a great safe deposit box vault and many of our busy west side customers run in to use their safe deposit boxes. Obviously, Nostradamus predicted the success of First Secure Community Bank of Joliet. But, in addition to safe deposit boxes, we have most everything that every other bank has to offer. But, we also have something more. We are Joliet's Community Bank. We are locally owned and managed. With us, you are a person and not a number. So if you want to do business with a bank that truly appreciates your business, come and see us. And, as far as we know, we are the only Joliet area bank whose success was predicted by Nostradamus over 500 years ago. even try. We obtained PPP loans for both customers and non-customers alike. Now those non-customers are customers. Let us obtain a PPP loan for you. Call us for details and to get things started. 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