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Loch Ness Monster Spotted in the DesPlaines River Seen from the Jefferson Street Bridge Someone came into the bank recently and said that he'd seen the Loch Ness monster about midnight while on the Jefferson Street bridge. When asked about his activities that evening, he indicated that he told his wife that he was going out for some cigarettes and would be back in a few minutes. He left the house and stopped by the local marijuana store to transact some business. He doesn't remember to0 much after that except that, a couple of hours later, he was driving over the bridge and saw Nessie swimming down the river. By the time that he arrived home later that night, his wife had locked him out of the house and left his pajamas in the garage so he slept in the garage. Looking for a low cost mortgage or ready to refinance your existing home? Call Cheryl Today! Cheryl Bechard Vice President Residential Lending Wanting to confirm the news about Nessie, the bank assigned one of our multi-talented, top notch bankers to scope out the Jefferson Street bridge at midnight and watch for the Loch Ness monster. Our guy left his house about 11:30 PM and told his wife that he would be home by 1 AM. He drove down Jefferson St. until he saw a bridge with water underneath and staked it out. Unfortunately, about 12:30 AM, he fell asleep and didn't wake up until 3 AM. He drove home but, by the time that he arrived, his wife locked him out of their house and left his paja- mas in the garage so he slept in his garage that night. 815.230.8009 NMLS# 412709 Home of MONSTER CD Rates! CD Special! When questioned, our guy definitely stopped at the Jefferson St. bridge. Unfortunately, it was the bridge on Jefferson St. near Houbolt Rd. where Rock Run Creek runs under Jefferson Street. As such, we don't know if Nessie is in the Des Plaines River but we can unquestionably say that the Loch Ness monster is not in Rock Run Creek. If anyone tells you differently, don't believe them. 13-Month CD' 1.65%APY* $1,000 Minimum We, at First Secure Community Bank of Joliet, know something about monsters. We pay monster rates on our CD's. Monster rates means that we always pay some of the highest rates in the area. You've worked hard for your money. Why not earn the highest return that you can? We also have FREE checking accounts. You can't get anything cheaper than free. If you don't have to pay the fees on your checking account that some other banks charge, you'll have more to save in your monster rate CD. So stop by and let us be your bank. And . if we ever find the Loch Ness monster in the Des Plaines River, we'll celebrate by renting the largest garage in the area and have a pajama party. You'll be invited. FREE Checking Account No minimum balance required No monthly service fee FREE debit card FREE online and mobile banking FREE coin counting $100 minimum opening deposit FREE Bill Pay Unlimited transactions Monthly statements (Paper or electronic, your choice!) ... FIRST SECURE 2398 Essington Rd. Joliet, IL 60435 COMMUNITY BANK OF (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd.) JOLIET Wre nat jaur yoar haok, ave year neigiber st 815.230.8000 Joliet's locally-owned, locally-managed community bank! www.1stsecurebank.com FDIC Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 12/1/19 and terms are subject to change at anytime and without notice. Minimum balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings. Loch Ness Monster Spotted in the DesPlaines River Seen from the Jefferson Street Bridge Someone came into the bank recently and said that he'd seen the Loch Ness monster about midnight while on the Jefferson Street bridge. When asked about his activities that evening, he indicated that he told his wife that he was going out for some cigarettes and would be back in a few minutes. He left the house and stopped by the local marijuana store to transact some business. He doesn't remember to0 much after that except that, a couple of hours later, he was driving over the bridge and saw Nessie swimming down the river. By the time that he arrived home later that night, his wife had locked him out of the house and left his pajamas in the garage so he slept in the garage. Looking for a low cost mortgage or ready to refinance your existing home? Call Cheryl Today! Cheryl Bechard Vice President Residential Lending Wanting to confirm the news about Nessie, the bank assigned one of our multi-talented, top notch bankers to scope out the Jefferson Street bridge at midnight and watch for the Loch Ness monster. Our guy left his house about 11:30 PM and told his wife that he would be home by 1 AM. He drove down Jefferson St. until he saw a bridge with water underneath and staked it out. Unfortunately, about 12:30 AM, he fell asleep and didn't wake up until 3 AM. He drove home but, by the time that he arrived, his wife locked him out of their house and left his paja- mas in the garage so he slept in his garage that night. 815.230.8009 NMLS# 412709 Home of MONSTER CD Rates! CD Special! When questioned, our guy definitely stopped at the Jefferson St. bridge. Unfortunately, it was the bridge on Jefferson St. near Houbolt Rd. where Rock Run Creek runs under Jefferson Street. As such, we don't know if Nessie is in the Des Plaines River but we can unquestionably say that the Loch Ness monster is not in Rock Run Creek. If anyone tells you differently, don't believe them. 13-Month CD' 1.65%APY* $1,000 Minimum We, at First Secure Community Bank of Joliet, know something about monsters. We pay monster rates on our CD's. Monster rates means that we always pay some of the highest rates in the area. You've worked hard for your money. Why not earn the highest return that you can? We also have FREE checking accounts. You can't get anything cheaper than free. If you don't have to pay the fees on your checking account that some other banks charge, you'll have more to save in your monster rate CD. So stop by and let us be your bank. And . if we ever find the Loch Ness monster in the Des Plaines River, we'll celebrate by renting the largest garage in the area and have a pajama party. You'll be invited. FREE Checking Account No minimum balance required No monthly service fee FREE debit card FREE online and mobile banking FREE coin counting $100 minimum opening deposit FREE Bill Pay Unlimited transactions Monthly statements (Paper or electronic, your choice!) ... FIRST SECURE 2398 Essington Rd. Joliet, IL 60435 COMMUNITY BANK OF (Corner of Essington and Caton Farm Rd.) JOLIET Wre nat jaur yoar haok, ave year neigiber st 815.230.8000 Joliet's locally-owned, locally-managed community bank! www.1stsecurebank.com FDIC Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 12/1/19 and terms are subject to change at anytime and without notice. Minimum balance to open and earn stated APY is $1,000. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. An early withdrawal penalty may reduce earnings.