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The end of the world is actually 2948 days later using the Julian calendar, or this week. 13-Month 0.75% APY This prediction is not from some crackpot on the Internet. The forthcoming apocalypse is being reported by none other than the esteemed British newspaper, The Express. That is the English equivalent of the esteemed American newspaper, The National Enquirer. So, this is serious stuff. The bank suggests that, if you have a rent or mortgage payment due on July Ist, you not make it ahead of time. If the world ends before then, you'll save the money. 25-Month 1.05% APY' $1,000 Minimum But how about if Paolo is wrong and the world doesn't end in the next several days. Well, you should make your rent or mortgage payment on July Ist so that you don't incur a late charge. You should also consider your financial wellbeing until the next time that the world is predicted to end. That means that you should be using a bank that actually cares about its customers. We make PPP Loans First Secure Community Bank of Joliet IS Joliet's community bank. Some other local banks call themselves community banks. They are headquartered in Chicago, or New York, or Canada. That's a pretty big community. Decisions regarding our bank are made HERE, in Joliet. We are LOCALLY OWNED ÁND LOCALLY MANAGED. If you have a question about your account, you don't need to contact a call center 500 miles away. You call us in Joliet. If you need a loan or some other bank product, come in and see us. Decisions are made HERE, on the corner of Essington and Caton Farm Roads. Other banks have their branches here. We have our roots here. (SBA Paycheck Protection Program) Call 815.230.8000 Our Monster CD rates are some of the highest in the area. Our free checking is actually FREE, We have safe deposit boxes. We have friendly employees that will look at you as a person with a name, not a profit center with a number. 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